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retired military officer

Location: Hollywood, Florida, United States

Zip Code: 33020

Age: 61

Gender: Man

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Seeking: Women

Looking For: Erotic Chat/E-Mail

Height: 6' 2" (188 cm)

Weight: 180 Lbs. (82 Kg.)

Body Type: Average

Hair: White

Eye: Blue

Zodiac: Prefer not to say

About me:

I am a wonderful person,according to the two ladies here that I told that my will provides for half of my property to the last orgasm provider- and, if she has my baby, she gets a house. Just hope my vasectomy holds up.
I retired at 39, and since then, the world has gone to hell since.
I'm a humor columnist, (think dave barry), psychic, (really- and I don't charge) , a Bush fan, President,and summer cut.
Swung with 2 ex wives, discussed dishwashing with Sean Connery, got kissed by Gloria Swanson .
My heroes are Ollie North and that kid that got laid by that georgeous blonde teacher. I hate shopping and the kid's mother that's going to sue the school board..My card reads "pompous expert on everything.
If you can handle all that in one man, Email me -possibly have my baby and get the house.

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